[Hell itself]

Welcome to Vacation Hell

We've been expecting you................

Relax my friend, only as a visitor! Over the course of the past several Millenia Hell seems to have gotten a bad rap. As a result the Board of Directors here at Hell have decided to dispell the myths, and show humanity the true face of the Everafter. We have opened the Gates of Hell and invite you to visit our new resort--Vacation Hell. There are fantastic times awaiting you here in Hell, and we just can't wait to share our Underworld with you. We have a tour already set up for you, and you will visit the corporate headquarters of Hell Inc., and meet the guys who run the company (so to speak), then you will party at the exclusive Club Hell and rub shoulders with some famous dead celebrities. Also, we will take you on a fabulous shopping spree, and many more exciting adventures! Once you get a taste of Hell, you may not ever leave! Besides, it's a lot cooler here than at that other place! So, come on in! See the sites, meet the people--bring a friend, bring the family! Oh, what sights we have to show you here in Hell.....

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Souls have been recruited since 10/30/97

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